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Think About It

Who was the last male you talked to?
Fritz.

Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
Kay.

What were you doing at 10am this morning?
Saß in Sozi.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Hab telefoniert oder so.

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
Nein.

Are you wearing anything on your feet?
Neonsocken.

What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
Hannah und unsere Hochzeit.

Do you remember your dreams?
Manchmal.

Where did your last hug take place?
In der Schule an der Treppe.

Have you been to a baby shower?
.. Bitte ?

What cell phone company do you use?
T-Mobile mobilcom bla bla.

What color is your hair brush?
Schwarz.

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
Mit viel cooleren Stofftieren !

What is the last movie you watched?
Ehm.. iff.. Das Bildnis des Dorian Gray ?

What movie do you think everyone should watch?
500 days of summer.

What is your middle name?
- Asiabitch -

Do you have your future children's names picked out?
Nein.

What color is your mailbox?
Silber ?

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Von der anderen Seite aus schon, ja.

What brand is your computer printer?
EPSON.

How many cars can fit in your driveway?
Aufn Parkplatz minigens hundert.

Who was your Kindergarden teacher?
Walburger, Ute, Brigitte, Yvonne und Rosi.

Are you taller than your mom?
Nein.

Do you have any bruises right now?
Nee, aber ne fiese Zerrung.

Are you cold right now?
Geht.

Do any of your close friends have kids?
Nein, haha.

Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
Ca. tausend Lehrerinnen bei uns. Die werfen wie die Tiere.

How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
Ein Jahr jünger und .. joa.. 3/4 Jahre älter ? Weiß das nicht.

What brand are your favorite jeans you own?
Tally Weijl.. Ich raff den Namen nicht.

What is the closest red object to you?
Mein Rejects-Shirt.

What is your favorite video game?
Rainbow Six Lockdown.

Do you play games on your cell phone?
Nein.

Do you look more like your mom or dad?
Weder noch.

Have you ever broken an pinata?
Nein.

Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
iPoooooooooooood. Johnny. ♥

If someone doesnt like you its probably because:
Ich mach anderen Leuten Angst.

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Fritz.

What are your plans for this weekend?
Arbeiten und Max' Geburtstag mit Schmu und Batta.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Ohja.. vorn paar Tagen noch, halt dein bekacktes Maul.

Do you lose your keys often?
Nein.

How many keys are on your keychain?
Zwei.

When was your last encounter with the police?
Am ersten Mai.

Do you sing in the shower?
Manchmal.

Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
Kloar.

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